Sister. Huh. That kinda...slipped out.

Feels right, though. I dunno.

Quentin, you lucky, fucking bastard. You don't deserve her.

( And here I thought I left my brothers all back in LA. )

Fuck. I want this guy dead by my hands. I wanna make sure he pays for what he did to Ivan. No one fucking messes with Jason Bard and lives to tell the tale.

...goddamn politics. Damn them all to hell.

( Everybody deserves a chance. )

Welp, the Shadow Lords can't say I never got them nothing.

...ow.

( I owe you big for this... )

I had...a calm, respectful, /honest/ discussion with an elder today.

This is it. This is proof the Apocalypse is upon us.

Next thing I know, Jacinta will pick me flowers.

I've never seen someone so hopped up on power! And banning me from the bawn?? She's...it...that bitch...*splutters in rage*

( Tell me why I should not call you Broken-Mind-Ikthya and take your hide to your elder! )

Rabbit. And ice cream. I'm gonna eat the /shit/ out of some rabbit, with ice cream for dessert.

Fuck yeah.

( Oh, she's got a whole list... )

...Jesus, he's still scary as fuck.

( Who do you have in mind to challenge? )

Thank Gaia for Fury cubs...

( Never going to be able to look at creamed corn the same are you? )

I promised Dev the night of his life...but this went better than I expected. Happy Riting, little buddy!

( You are Fianna. Parties are your home field advantage. That music? That's your battle cry. )

Fucking hell...feeling like a failure recently. Not like I'm gonna tell any of them that, though. Patches ran off cause we were all being spoiled brats. I like my target get away, and I was dumb enough that the rest of the pack literally had to pull my ass out of the hole.

Soon as I get home, I'm gonna drink til I pass out. Well, after I stop leaking like a sieve, that is.

( Go for yourselves )

On the downside, they were more pissed than I thought. On the upside, I got a chiminage from the spirits AND I learned that I'm not the only one pissing the spirits off.

...you know, all in all, I think that went pretty well.

( Why would we want the essence of a spoiled child? )

Learning Dedication from some really cool chick. I'm finally learning how to dress myself, and three years and one rank ahead of Cole, too. Heh, he'll be jealous, I'm sure...

( Oh, Jason. I've got moves you've never /seen/ before. )

Woo fuckin' hoo!

( Hey, two hot twins! Wait.. )

That can't actually have gone as well as I think it did. No fucking way...

( Wha--NO! She said...she said WHAT?? Wait...WHAT?? )

I can't do this. I just can't do this alone. I need some help.

( Never stop trying, and never stop learning. When you stop trying, that's when you start dying. )

Let's hunt some deer!

( These deer are three hundred fucking dollars. Let's eat em! )

...what?

( I'll take better care of you than any weaver pills. )

( Paragon? Of what? Inbreeding? )